Don’t you just hate it when you do something stupid, slightly out of character or silly and you get injured. I’m not talking about loosing a limb here but small cuts, bruises, or worse a black eye. The kind of thing that when people ask you about them you need to explain.
Personally I make stuff up. “Oh that cut? I was hunting and a wild boar charged me.” Meanwhile you know that its really from sticking you hand into a toaster oven… Idiot. Oh well I have some pretty colorful stories by now as well as many scars to go with them. Now if I could only stop doing the stupid things in the first place, I might make it to 30.